I've never been to San Antonio, and we enjoy a walk through the downtown area and have dinner at a local "burrito bar" (read: two-fisted burritos made to order) near our hotel.

Ken and I stayed at a two-bedroom timeshare in Orlando (thank you, mom!) that was big and comfortable and only a few miles from the entrance to WDW. Mark, Lisa, and Mary got into another room in the same complex, which made logistics easy for travel.

This was my third trip to Walt Disney World, and likely to be my last. Even in the low season of February, the place was mobbed, especially the Magic Kingdom, an aging duplicate of Disneyland that none of us enjoyed because of the screaming parents, the loose-running kids, the ever-underfoot strollers and guest carts, the horrendously crammed food courts, the sardine-like ride lines, etc. I had also forgotten that this park is so similar to Disneyland, with very little of its own unique flavor. Pirates of the Caribbean (my all time favorite ride at Disneyland) had been completely revamped for the Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp movie hook, which left the whole thing just too dumb for words. (Our experience wasn't helped much by the half hour we spent wending through the rather nifty "Port Royale" staging area, followed by a not so nifty 35-minute wait for a ride breakdown when we were five minutes from the loading dock.) Clearly that park is only for 50- and 60-somethings who have a mess of grandkids in tow.
Disney Hollywood Studios (formerly MGM Studios) hadn't changed much over 25 years, either, except that it's more crowded, more overpriced (a dinner buffet at $36 a pop--and fully booked for the night!), and somehow more difficult to navigate without a lot of doubling-back and losing my bearings.
The Tower of Terror there remains one of the best rides, as does the Buzz Lightyear arcade ride, which we missed because of the crowds and conflicting FastTrack wait times. The Aerosmith coaster (enjoyable when I went with Tom and Mimi several years ago) was no fun this time with all the blasting rock music and flashing lights; I must be losing my tolerance as I get older.
The park did have a couple of engaging live special effects shows about the first Indiana Jones film and a car chase through an Italian city. Some of those movie tricks look so real on screen! We also took in the Fantasmic light show, which I enjoyed watching for the second time, except that sitting for a couple of hours on concrete slabs isn't the most comfortable way to spend a cold February night. And of course, getting in and out of the show's dead-end venue meant 45 minutes of press and shuffle at both ends of the program until the congestion let up.
My favorite WDW park is still the Animal Kingdom. It has fewer fast rides so is less of a draw for families, and is just more relaxed overall because of the zoo/botanical gardens atmosphere. The Tree of Life with all of its animal carvings still fascinates me and makes an easy landmark for getting around the park's various world "countries." Sadly, I didn't find "D'Vine" this time--a vine-entwined performing artist on stilts who wanders the park and stops, half camouflaged among foliage, for passers-by to interact with...if they notice her!





Mid-week, we took a day away from WDW to drive to Kennedy Space Center (AKA Cape Canaveral). The space shuttle program is ready to make its last flights, and we were lucky enough to see the launch pad in its prep stages for the final takeoff of Discovery. The fuel tanks were already loaded on the pad, which is empty most of the time.
A multi-stop bus tour loops through the complex and offers distance viewing and explanations of the shuttle launch pad, manufacturing buildings, and general shuttle prep and setup. We also enjoyed two fascinating 3-D IMAX films on the space station and Hubble, although I was maxed out on 3-D movies by the end of them.
The highlight of the center is a Shuttle Takeoff Simulator that was designed with the help of shuttle astronauts for absolute accuracy of all roars, rattles, and cheek-flapping G forces. Seats tilt vertically, rocket-thunder rumbles through your ribcage, thrust vies with Gs to pin you to the chair, and you can feel the breakaway shudder of the fuel tanks. Orbit arrives with an instant shutdown of sound and vibration, a queasy float in the belly, and viewing doors that open to display black space filled with the Earth arching across the horizon. This was one cool ride--and no extra charge.
By Friday, we had been to all four Disney parks, toured the nicest of the Disney resorts, and been to Downtown Disney and the Disney Boardwalk more times than we needed to. We were ready for a visit to something completely different--Orlando's Gatorland.
This place has been around since the 1940s and turned out to be a surprisingly good choice despite our initial expectations of an aging, podunk attraction. The park is long and narrow, with several lagoons for alligators and crocodiles. A round of family-focused animal shows (corny jokes, audience participation, cheering competitions, etc.) was still fun to watch because of the stuff you learn about gators, pythons, and tarantulas. Unfortunately, the back side of the park was closed for renovation. They're installing a zipline ride--um, right alongside the saltwater gator/croc ponds. Go figure.




