
A long-distance, semaphore-like communication (sweeping arms, compass-directing bodies) with someone in the east-most field indicates I should retrace my steps along the trail, but no overlooked path becomes evident. Another map check reveals the horrible truth: I have overshot a trail that leads to a driveway that’s three pastures long. Repairing the mistake means a hairpin backtrack and reroute of almost a mile to get to the same place that a crow could fly in 70 yards.
Every muscle in my legs and feet are protesting. My heels hurt to stand. My toes hurt to walk. I’ve been up since 5:30a after a poor night’s sleep. My clothes are drying on me from a recent rain, my pack is soggy against my back. I am tired, cranky, frustrated.
Then I remember: “Hey, you’ve got a cell phone.” (This high-tech instrument is new to my repertoire, and I still often forget to use it.)
Whew. The owner is home. She knows where I am on the forest road. She thinks there is a clear way over the fence at the corner of the field by the beck. She’ll come look for me.
A minute later, I see a petite, sandy-haired woman striding across the sheep field in blue jeans, short-sleeved shirt, and green Wellingtons. We meet across the beck, which at its closest point to me is impenetrable with weeds. I find a thin clear spot under the trees (oh, here’s a trail, kind of) to gain access to a barbed wire fence she has just stepped over. She greets me, then turns to step lightly back over the fence (it’s covered with a rubber hose at the crossover point), hustles across the field, and nimbly climbs over a pipe-metal gate to reach the main driveway that I should have been on an hour ago.
I, meanwhile, am mustering all my strength to do the same maneuvers without a) landing my crotch on the barbed wire, b) stumbling lead-footed across the field into another rabbit hole, and c) tangling my feet over the crossbars as I heave my tired legs over the 5-foot gate.


After disgorging my bag’s contents and strewing most of my damp things around the living room to dry, I go upstairs and immediately take a nap—a solid hour and a half of deep, drooling sleep. (You always know you’re sleeping deeply if you drool.)
I awake so sore and stiff that I can barely make it down the stairs. Not the good kind of sore and stiff, born of a hard day’s walk of which to be proud, mind you. But the ohmygodI’mgettingtoooldforthis kind of sore and stiff that leaves me clutching at the banister, wincing in pain, and begging my bones not to collapse on every step down. I wonder if this what it feels like to be eighty-nine and arthritic. I wonder if I’ll ever walk upright again. I wonder if I’ll ever want to move again.
Hobbling around the lodge a little improves my mobility and my morale, as does sitting down to make a few phone calls for directions to my next two nights’ lodgings. Tomorrow’s is the worst for added distance—two miles due north off the trail.
Right now I’m making a pot of tea to have with dinner and the shortbread that Chris, the proprietress, has baked. Tea makes everything better, but the shortbread is a tad stale.

The day threatened rain, so I hauled out my rain gear and fleece vest right before I left my bag for the Sherpa Van people. Good thing I did. The weather changed quickly throughout the day, and winds whipped at the top of the moors.













Today is Yorkshire Day, according to the BBC radio that was playing over breakfast at Mrs A’s B&B. They were making Yorkshire pudding on the air (!), comparing pudding cooking techniques from listeners, and taking calls from people who were proud to be from Yorkshire. That latter took a couple of pleas—the emcees were distressed that no lads and lasses were calling in to declare loyalty to their venerable heritage.

Nico, Marja, and I had said last night that we’d meet one last time on the trail, and there we all were—me coming in for lunch, them leaving from lunch. We said hello, then farewell, and they invited me to stay at their home if I go to Amsterdam before I leave for the US.
Throughout the day, I got passed by, then I passed, then I got passed again by the New Zealand Pack ’n’ Boots hiking group of five. I wonder how John and Elaine are doing—they’re supposed to be at Blakey Howe by the end of the day today. David and Michael should be arriving at Robin Hood’s Bay tomorrow...wow, the end of the trail.


The path to Shepherd’s Close Farm leaves the C2C trail at Clay Bank. Just as I split off from it, the heavens opened with a light, pattering rain that didn’t stop until I was near to crying on that damned forest road, fruitlessly looking for a way in to the farm and rest.

Trail miles: 11; actual miles walked: 12