




One of the standard detours on the C2C to is go to Shap Abbey, a ruin dating back to 1199; had I come the traditional route through Shap, it would have been almost on the way. I’ve had my fill of abbeys and cathedrals on this trip, however, so I decide to skip the side trip and continue on to Shap itself.

The town has a certain charm, but right now I don’t particularly want to spend a lot of time here. I’m on another day alone, and I’d rather be in the countryside on the walk. My feet are holding up well, although the little toe on my left foot feels very tender.
At 11:30, I check the library for Internet access. Arg. All the computers are being replaced right now; they may be ready by 1:00. My 50-50 chance of having e-mail access in Anytown, UK, continues to hold strong.
The librarian, a brown-eyed brunette, says, “You’re the second person in ten minutes to ask to use the Internet.”
I am hopeful. “Were the others a couple? Australian?”
“Why, yes.”
I laugh. It must be Elaine and John, who have been seeking out e-mail every other day on the trip, too.
“They just left,” she tells me. “They said they’d go out for lunch and come back in an hour. They might be in one of the pubs.”
I am about to begin a recon of the three pubs in town, but I spot John and Elaine setting up a picnic at the bowling green across the street. We all spread out on a bench next to the green, and then wave Jenny and Len over as they come down the road. They have just walked into Shap from the end of Haweswater Reservoir, where a cab had taken them this morning to rejoin where they’d left the trail yesterday. Our picnic grows to take over both benches and a good bit of pavement.

Elaine and John and I talk about the track from Bampton to Shap, and we laugh over the laundry line as part of the trail. I confess to being lost for a while looking for those camouflaged stiles.

Tony comes back to report that the library is moving slowly on the Internet setup and isn’t likely to be done soon, so he invites us to come to his place after lunch to use his computer! I’m reluctant to go—I’m still feeling the desire to be back on the trail—and Elaine and John say, “Thanks, Tony, we will!” I give it some thought and decide to join them: travel is all about meeting people where they live, after all, and one doesn’t always get such a friendly invitation.


Refreshed, rested, and ready for the road, John, Elaine, and I take our leave of our Shap friends and head out together on the next eight or so miles to Orton/Raisbeck.






I am overjoyed when we reach Orton at last. My heels, feet, and ankles are sore and my legs are tired. We get to John and Elaine’s B&B first—a first-class place where chocolates are on the pillows and freshly baked scones await the guests. Jenny and Len are staying there too, and have arrived before we do.
I find out that my B&B is more than a mile out of town along the Orton/Raisbeck road. I’m grumpy about this, not only because I feel more like collapsing than walking another twenty minutes, but also because it means another walk back and forth to town for dinner. The place I’m staying tonight doesn’t offer evening meals.
The one saving grace of the trip to the B&B up the hill is that I recognize the two men coming down it. Michael and David, all smiles, freshly showered, and wearing trousers and shirts instead of hiking shorts and backpacks, are on their way back to town. They’re camping at the same B&B where I’m staying. We greet each other heartily.
“Did you get our note at The Knott yesterday?” Michael asks me.
“Oh, no, I didn’t! I decided to not go up there. You left me a note? What did it say?”
“I don’t remember, really. Something like ‘Audrey—good job reaching The Knott. Enjoy the trip down. Michael and David. P.S. Take this note with you so we won’t be littering.’”
We laugh over the thought of the note being found by others who might wonder who these three people were and whether the lady named Audrey ever made it to The Knott. They head off for dinner, and I keep trudging uphill to the B&B.
When I finally make it there, I am hot and sweaty, especially now that I’ve stopped walking. The plump, elderly landlady is brusque, ushering me into a glassed-in, add-on patio that houses a dining table and some plants. She points to where I’m to leave my boots and trekking poles by the knee-high stone wall and offers me tea. I automatically say yes and am given a mug of brew so hot that a fresh supply of sweat floods from my pores just to be near it.
She and her husband sit with me in silence in the breezeless room—she at the other end of the table, watching me try to sip the scalding tea, him filling a chair in a corner, cane in hand, watching me dab my sweaty arms, face, and neck with my kerchief.
I don’t have a lot of energy left for talk. I am praying for the ability to drink the tea quickly, or for them to quit staring and leave me to myself, but the tea is too hot, and their definition of hospitality is apparently to stay present and attentive to a guest’s every move.
The man speaks from his corner. Loudly. “What are you doing that for?”
I don’t understand the question. “Doing what?”
“Rubbing yourself with that cloth. What are you doing that for?”
Before I can answer, his wife shoots out, “She’s hot! She’s wiping off the sweat.”
He speaks again. Loudly. “Why is she so hot? It’s not hot in here.”
“She just walked in from town.”
“She shouldn’t be hot walking in from town. That’s not far.”
I’m feeling defensive and cranky and irritated at being discussed as if I weren’t there. “It’s far when you start at Shap. That’s why I’m hot. I just walked ten miles from Shap.”
“Shap’s not that far away,” says he. “It’s only eight miles.”
Technically, he’s right, but I squelch the impulse to argue that it’s nearly ten miles from Shap to his house, or to point out how far I’ve traveled door to door today. I give it up to concentrate on blowing the tea to a cool enough temperature to drink.
More silence ensues.
My arms keep sticking to the vinyl tablecloth. When I peel them off, they sound like Velcro being ripped open in a cathedral during prayer.
“What time do you want breakfast?” The question is barked by the lady.
I’ve learned to prefer a 7:30 breakfast on the walk, but not every B&B starts that early; some downright refuse to. “What time do you usually serve it?”
“Doesn’t matter. I can do it at 6:00 if you want. But I have 12 guests tonight, and I feed everyone at once. You’re the first one I’m asking, and whatever time you say it is, everyone else will have it then, too. What time do you want breakfast?”
“Uh.” I stall for time. Sheesh. What’s a reasonable hour to set for a dozen strangers to all eat breakfast? “7:30?”
“OK. 7:30. I’ll tell everyone that’s what you decided. Meet down here. You done with your tea?”
I look down. I’ve managed to drain it by an eighth. “Yes, I am, thanks.”
“Good. Your bedroom’s upstairs. There’s a tub in the bathroom down the hall. If you prefer a shower, that’s outside. Do you prefer a bath or shower?”
I need to go outside to use a shower? “Oh, a bath is fine, thanks.”
She leads me to my room, and leaves me blissfully alone. I head immediately for a bath. The bathroom is carpeted (common here). It’s the only bath available for the upstairs, which means that the woman and her husband use it too, and I feel like one of the family as I set out my toiletries among theirs.
After a change of clothes and a brief rest, I walk back to Orton to have dinner with all the Aussies at The George pub. All our meals come at once but mine...they’ve forgotten to place the order. I finally receive it and it’s such a nondescript meal that I can’t even remember what I had by the time I get back to my room.

It’s been seven days of walking, and twelve more days to go before I soak my feet in Robin Hood’s Bay. I am hoping the way gets easier from now on.
Trail miles: 10.5; actual miles walked: 15.5